Ether Flow Scoop Jumpsuit

Right, this is one of those pieces that looks like it rolled out of an art studio after a particularly inspiring night with a bottle of red and some wild brushwork. But it turns out it’s just a very clever pair of hands over at the sewing machine - who’d have thought. This jumpsuit isn’t just about turning heads in Pilates class - though it'll do that, too. With its second skin stretch, you’re practically poured into the thing. The ribbed fabric is pulling double-duty - looking gorgeous and contouring your curves like it signed an NDA.

Scoop neckline? Generous, yet sensible. Long sleeves with thumbholes? Adds edge and keeps those paws toasty. But the real showstopper is that paint-splatter motif - the splashes look unpredictable and bold, but thanks to quality materials, every inch of it sits smooth against you. That vertical rib detail helps elongate the body, too - blessing us short folk with legs for days and giving tall gals something truly statuesque.

It’s available in more colours than you’ll know what to do with, all featuring that drama-soaked dye pattern. And there are no seams or closures visible anywhere - not one bit of faff! If only dating in your 30s was this easy. Whether you’re planning on a Netflix marathon, hitting the park for a run (sure Jan), or heading out for drinks after dark, this jumpsuit does it all in one dramatic go.