Autumn Stripe Hoodie

Embrace the art of stylish slacking in the Autumn Stripe Hoodie – the chicest way to stay comfy while convincing everyone it’s a choice, not a lack of laundry. Imagine a kangaroo pocket, not for joeys, but for snacks or a tiny book of existential poetry. Crafted from a durable blend of 95% polyester and 5% spandex, this hoodie’s as stretchy as your weekend plans should be – slightly.

The block stripe pattern is a brown symphony playing the sweet tunes of autumnal aesthetics, and the elbow-length sleeves are your subtle nod to practicality while you reach for your chai latte. Oh, and the hood? It’s got a drawstring for when you want to be mysterious or when the weather’s being annoyingly unpredictable.

Machine washable because who has time for dry cleaning? Tumble dry low – like the effort required to look this effortlessly cool. Slip into this opaque, slightly stretchy wonder and own the autumn.